Chores or a Blessing?

I sure wish this pile of laundry would fold itself…it would bless my family.

I sure wish this floor would vacuum itself…it would bless my family.

I sure wish those boxes would put themselves back on those shelves built for them in the garage…it would bless my handsome fella.

I SURE wish those dishes would jump out of the sink and into the dishwasher on their own…that would really bless my fella.

I sure wish that car would drive to the store and get some groceries…that would bless my family.

Don’t these inanimate objects know I have more important things to do with my time?

Wait! What?

Better things to do than bless my family?